katorade27:

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE MY BROTHER HAD TO DO A BIOLOGY PRESENTATION ON BIRDS AND HE HAD TO USE A VIDEO IN HIS PRESENTATION AND HE CHOSE THIS VIDEO BECAUSE HE WAS CONVINCED THIS WAS A REAL BIRD 

skankpatrol:

Can we cuddle?

In just our underwear, so our skin can touch? Can I hold you while you wrap yourself around me? I’ll play with your hair and drag my fingertips across your skin. I’ll peck at your neck while you giggle and tell me to stop. I’ll start nibbling on your neck a bit harder. You’ll watch in horror as i transform into a great white shark. I’ll then proceed to bite down on your body with my monster jaws and rip you apart. delicious.

spykids5:

im having an out of body experience

tastefullyoffensive:

Reversed cotton candy eating.

tastefullyoffensive:

Reversed cotton candy eating.

minccinorris:

the best vine video ever

shsl-chef:

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

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unknownelandes:

SO THAT’S HOW THEY DO IT

unknownelandes:

SO THAT’S HOW THEY DO IT

marypoppinthatpussy:

what’s going on

marypoppinthatpussy:

what’s going on

nadiapls:

Harry Potter bad lip reading!

punsicle:

hurdygurdygirl:

This is how I’d play chess

I HAVE NEVER LOVED A VIDEO SO DEARLY

osamah:

YO GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY